Mike and I also invented a religion at said party. The religion is called Carrotanity, and we have one fundamental belief:
- Carrots are the ultimate snack.
If you accept carrots as the ultimate snack, your life will improve, as you can call your self a Carrotanist.
Although Because I myself find religious proselytizing distasteful, Mike and I embarked on a mission to convert the entire party to our religion.
We had surprisingly little luck converting people at the party to Carrotanity, and there was one girl that thought we were using this as a pick-up line. I guess cult leaders do get laid a lot, but I never thought spreading a silly religion about carrots would work as PUA…
Mike’s suggestion is that we choose a religion that requires less commitment next time. He’s right, claiming something as the ultimate snack leaves little wiggle room. Next time, I’ll try to convert people to This Party is Not Terriblism. Our one and only belief:
- I’m not having a terrible time at this party.