In my life, I’ve met two types of men:
- Circumcised men, who can’t imagine why anyone would ever want a foreskin, and
- Uncircumcised men, who can’t imagine why anyone would ever want to be circumcised .
So who is this product for exactly?
I guess there are a lot of foreskin restoration sites out there.
And when you really think about it, who wants to live with mangled, incomplete, unnatural genitals?
I’m thinking about getting circumsised just so that I have a need for this product, tho. Or perhaps there’s some way in which I could use a spare?
As you are no doubt aware, my birthday approaches.
If you’re scrambling for a last minute gift, why not get me the TantaChair. I promise to put it to good use.
It may sound like a joke, but I really do want this thing. Don’t those guys look like they are having fun? I was tempted to add it to my wishlist, but then I remembered that my mom and grandparents use that list to shop for me. I think I’ve had enough discussions about weird sex stuff on the internets with my grandpa already…
[via boinboing gadgets]
I went to fill my Adderall the other day at the CVS, a task which I find somewhat humourous. I mean, I take the medicine in order to (amongst other things) get better at doing chores, so when I run out it becomes pretty significantly difficult to get more.
As I was waiting for my prescription, I wandered around the store to occupy the time. Of course, the first stop was the condom section. And when I got there, lo and behold, CVS now sells cockrings.
Though I’ve never used a cockring before, I somehow feel a civic obligation to purchase one of these things. Unfortunately, my gf does not get back from Asia until October, so I won’t be able to actually try the thing out for quite a while. But be sure, dear reader, I will update you with a review as soon as is monogamously possible.