Mike and I also invented a religion at said party. The religion is called Carrotanity, and we have one fundamental belief:
- Carrots are the ultimate snack.
If you accept carrots as the ultimate snack, your life will improve, as you can call your self a Carrotanist.
Although Because I myself find religious proselytizing distasteful, Mike and I embarked on a mission to convert the entire party to our religion.
We had surprisingly little luck converting people at the party to Carrotanity, and there was one girl that thought we were using this as a pick-up line. I guess cult leaders do get laid a lot, but I never thought spreading a silly religion about carrots would work as PUA…
Mike’s suggestion is that we choose a religion that requires less commitment next time. He’s right, claiming something as the ultimate snack leaves little wiggle room. Next time, I’ll try to convert people to This Party is Not Terriblism. Our one and only belief:
- I’m not having a terrible time at this party.
I dunno, I mean I’m ok with carrots as the ultimate snack. But, I think that “I’m not having a terrible time at this party” does not hold as true for me as often. Obviously I need to attend better parties. Although, the last party I was at was definitely a great time.
Yes, you should attend better parties.
Yeah, that was a fun party. It was definitely totally weird that that girl thought it was a pickup line. It’s especially odd seeing as we were apparently trying to pick up everyone at the party. This actually gets me thinking though, do you think guys would have better luck with pick-up lines if they worked in teams?
-mike